The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser [2016]
Released on April 29, 2016,The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser is the sixth solo studio album by Rob Zombie. It is also the shortest, clocking in at just over 30 minutes.
Upon release, the album debuted at number six on the Billboard 200; selling 40,000 copies in its first week. It also became Zombie’s sixth consecutive top-ten album. In total The Electric Warlock spent three weeks in the Top 200.
Describing the album prior to release Zombie said: “This album is the best thing we’ve done to date, and we can’t wait to share it with you. No, we mean it. It’s the most fucked up thing we’ve ever done. We spent so much time putting this monster together and it’s been worth it because this thing is about to explode!”
Six videos were created for the album, including Well, Everybody’s Fucking in A UFO which features Zombie’s wife Sheri Moon Zombie and actor Jeff Daniel Phillips, who is a regular in Zombie’s movies, including 31 and The Lords of Salem.
Other guest appearances in the music videos include Doylein The Hideous Exhibitions of a Dedicated Gore Whore, and Daniel Roebuck as Satan in The Life and Times of a Teenage Rock God.
Music Videos
Album Tracklist and Lyrics
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| 1 | The Last of the Demons Defeated | 1:32 |
The last of the demons defeated
Electric warlock Electric warlock Electric warlock Acid witch Electric warlock Electric warlock Electric warlock Acid witch Electric warlock Electric warlock Electric warlock Acid witch Electric warlock Electric warlock Electric warlock Acid witch |
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| 2 | Satanic Cyanide! The Killer Rocks On! | 3:00 |
[Intro]
Thou he will invade And once he get’s invated in He doesn’t go out and do his cast outs And the parents explain to me “Well I like my teenager listen to rock music Because that’s all he listen to” Let me tell you something Lyrics to real rock music is nothing more than Satanic Cyanide Get it out of your house, throw it out and burn it It has no place in the house of the righteous(Satanic Cyanide!)[Verse 1] Hey, Bloodstained Countess Suck off the body Everything’s a lie Hellbent and shoddy Lay a bad jolt on the squares who are choking Spread her legs wide in a Mohair Coffin[Hook] The killer rocks on (Yes I am) What’s that song? (Play it again) Get your rocks off and on and on and on and on[Verse 2] Delilah slides from the clam body dripping Nothing ever happens on Mars when you’re tripping Electro-kick with a skeleton message Paint it all black and crawl from the wreckage[Hook] The killer rocks on (Yes I am) What’s that song? (Play it again) Get your rocks off and on and on and on and on[Outro] This is the end Farewell my friend All that you feel Nothing is real |
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| 3 | The Life and Times of a Teenage Rock God! | 2:53 |
[Verse 1]
Well, I been driving all night – Devil by my side I used to call him Jekyll, now I call him Hyde Teeth like granite , fingers of gold Are we getting ugly or are we getting old?[Pre-Hook] Sugar sugar sugar, you look so mean Honey honey honey drinking gasoline (I don’t know, it’s magic It’s really magic)[Hook] I’m a teenage rock god, teenage rock god All the freaks come worship me Teenage rock god, teenage rock god All the freaks are in love with me[Verse 2] I’m gonna eat some speed, hammer on the gas Moody Lou and Killer gonna get some ass Slide your top down, crawl across the bed “From Transylvania with love” is all she said[Pre-Hook] Sugar, sugar, sugar – you look so mean Honey, honey, honey – drinking gasoline (I don’t know, it’s magic It’s really magic)[Interlude] Alright, does everybody feel alright? Can you hear the fuzz? Can you feel the buzz? Are you getting high? Do you wanna die? 1, 2, 3[Hook] I’m a teenage rock god, teenage rock god All the freaks come worship me Teenage rock god, teenage rock god All the freaks are in love with me |
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| 4 | Well, Everybody’s Fucking in a U.F.O | 2:43 |
[Verse 1]
This is the story of the one-eyed wolf Called the honey of super doom She rode her five legged beast In a mirrored bikini right out of the womb They chased each other with the steam and knives Screaming “oil is in my veins!” And then she grabbed a big old pipe And smoked up some fine old monkey brains[Bridge 1] Get on it![Verse 2] Now some say that one-eyed wolf Owned midget who was almost ten feet tall He spray-painted “UFO’s are REAL” In the rubble of the Berlin wall So finally on that fateful day they went looking for a Superman Singing “I’m gonna get my twenty bucks and vacation in Japan”[Bridge 2] Look out![Hook] Well everybody, everybody, everybody’s fucking in a UFO Well everybody, everybody, everybody’s fucking in a UFO Get up! x5[Verse 3] Now every night this wolf Comes a peeping through through filthly glory holes He’s pounding on a rubber bat and a big old jelly roll I said “look to the skies I think I saw a spaceship ready to feast” But all they had was jizz on the walls And bones of a mangled priest[Bridge 2] Look out![Verse 4] Now baby doll what do you say When the spacemen comes to town I think he’s got a one-track mind And he likes to boogie down So in the end all that she did was murder metropolis And show us big “fuck the world” carved right onto her chest[Bridge 2] Look out![Hook] Well everybody, everybody, everybody’s fucking in a UFO Well everybody, everybody, everybody’s fucking in a UFO Get up! x5 |
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| 5 | A Hearse Overturns with the Coffin Bursting Open | 1:30 |
So revolting and yet so interesting (x5)
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| 6 | The Hideous Exhibitions of a Dedicated Gore Whore | 2:46 |
[Verse 1]
She got Vincent Price tattooed on her thigh Below a devil bat with a crazy eye She got “fuck you” scratched in her head A three-legged freak strapped to the bed[Hook] Feed it baby, eat the world Feed it baby, eat the worldThat girl is a gore whore She grabs for an axe and comes through the door That girl is a gore whore So much blood everywhere and all she wants is power[Verse 2] She got Wolfman tattooed on her fist “I love the dead” around her wrist She got Karloff across her back A life in neon, a life in black[Hook] Feed it baby, eat the world Feed it baby, eat the worldThat girl is a gore whore She grabs for an axe and comes through the door That girl is a gore whore So much blood everywhere and all she wants is power[Verse 3] She got Dracula tattooed on her neck Sunlight always makes her sick She going to the picture show Let’s motherfucking rock and roll[Hook] Feed it baby, eat the world Feed it baby, eat the worldThat girl is a gore whore She grabs for an axe and comes through the door That girl is a gore whore So much blood everywhere and all she wants is power |
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| 7 | Medication for the Melancholy | 2:26 |
[Verse 1]
Medication for the Melancholy Hydrogen bizarro Out come the wolves swindled by A Simian seducer[Hook] I feel so good I feel so fine I feel so good I feel so fine[Verse 2] Enjoy a taste of laughing gas Slit Medusa’s throat, yeah Cut ’em up and customize Head out to Chicago[Hook] I feel so good I feel so fine I feel so good I feel so fine[Bridge] All the little girlies cry Sweety puss and honey pie All the little girlies sing”Aw man, that fucking freak up on stage Shit, he’s got everything”[Verse 3] Life force of the lower realms Conquest of the useless Death may be your Santa Claus In a mood of frenzy[Hook] I feel so good I feel so fine I feel so good I feel so fine[Bridge] All the little girlies cry Sweety puss and honey pie All the little girlies sing |
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| 8 | In the Age of the Consecrated Vampire We All Get High | 2:15 |
[Intro]
Think for yourself and question authority[Verse 1] Well, I’ve been stepping on the Devil’s tail With my platform boots I’m ready to rail Got my chipped tooth and a dirty tongue Point me to the door while I’m still feeling young I swear I saw a dead girl late last night Jumping from her grave with a carving knife She got a rat’s eyes and a bucket of lead Two can keep a secret if one is dead[Chorus] Get get get get high Get get get get high[Verse 2] Well, I’ve got a jukebox stuck in my head Cracking on the grooves so bloody red How can you make a move as bad as me I thunder and roar like a rip in the sea I swear I saw a ghoul late last night Picking at the bones by a traffic light You’re either in this hell or out with me Cage this wild beast or set it free[Chorus]Wow, man, you’re rocking this shit[Bridge] I’m wicked So hideous I’m morbid Don’t fuck with this[Chorus x2] |
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| 9 | Super-Doom-Hex-Gloom Part One | 1:29 |
What makes them single this group out as the agents of Satan? Who is this worried Goliath and why is he so afraid of this new found David?
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| 10 | In the Bone Pile | 2:33 |
[Verse 1]
Well, I was born with a knife in my hand Jet pimp monster turned into a man Well, I was born with snakes on my head “I don’t give a shit” is what I said Well, I was born with blackened eyes What I hate ain’t no surprise Well, I was born to love a screen A succubus on Halloween[Hook] In the bone pile is where I wait for you In the bone pile is where I wait for you[Verse 2] Well, I was born a rotten freak Slicking back a widow’s peak Well, I was born to take you down I don’t ever fuck around Well, I was born into the light A demon warp on Friday night Well, I was born to make you crawl Give it up and lose it all[Hook] In the bone pile is where I wait for you In the bone pile is where I wait for you(Come on, come on, come on)[Verse 3] Well, I was born a broken head Ten feet high until I’m dead Well, I was born on Hullabaloo Mind control is what I do Well, I was born to go insane Scratching at my bleeding brain Well, I was born to sell my soul Trashed it all for rock and roll[Hook] In the bone pile is where I wait for you In the bone pile is where I wait for you |
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| 11 | Get Your Boots On! That’s the End of Rock and Roll | 2:46 |
[Verse 1]
Well, Frank said to Alice “Don’t tell anybody that you didn’t kill the chicken” Let the illusion in Toronto survive And live beyond what is always written[Hook] Gabba gabba hey A be bop a lula Wham bam thank you, ma’am She wants to do ya’ Get your boots on, get your boots on Get your boots on, get your boots on[Verse 2] Well, Bonnie carved notches in her gun today While Jackson Pollack lies in the distance The Monkees discuss taking LSD And living on the path of least resistance[Hook] Gabba gabba hey A be bop a lula Wham bam thank you, ma’am She wants to do ya’ Get your boots on, get your boots on Get your boots on, get your boots on[Verse 3] Well, Dylan Bob went electric today Laughing through walls of distortion Alsonso the Armless chopped his arms to pray And all the little folkies cried “revolution”[Hook] Gabba gabba hey A be bop a lula Wham bam thank you, ma’am She wants to do ya’ Get your boots on, get your boots on Get your boots on, get your boots on |
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| 12 | Wurdalak | 5:30 |
[Verse 1]
Gorca slays and the widow prays A wanderlust until she’s bleeding Draped in black, the wolf came back Does everybody now believe it?[Hook] Call me Wurdalak and I crucify you Call me Wurdalak So deep inside you Call me Wurdalak and Death around you Call me Wurdalak I am a God before you[Verse 2] Consecrate the vampire ways A culture crawling under your skin and Sdenka lays, the vulture stays Does everybody now believe it?[Hook] Call me Wurdalak and I crucify you Call me Wurdalak So deep inside you Call me Wurdalak and Death around you Call me Wurdalak I am a God before you |
Album line-up and album details
LENGTH: 00:31:23
LABEL: Zodiac Swan Records/T-Boy Records/UME
RELEASED: April 29, 2016
SPECIAL THANKS TO: Sheri Moon Zombie
RECORDED IN THE USA
| PRODUCED BY: | Zeuss |
| ALL MUSIC: | Rob Zombie & John Five |
| ALL LYRICS: | Rob Zombie |
| VOCALS: | Rob Zombie |
| GUITARS: | John Five |
| BASS: | Piggy D |
| DRUMS: | Ginger Fish |
| MIXED BY: | Zeuss |
| PROGRAMMING & KEYBOARDS: | Zeuss |
| DESIGN: |
Rob Zombie |
| PHOTOS: |
Rob Fenn |
| UFO ART: |
Alex Horley |
| MASTERING: |
Tom Baker |
| RECORDED & MIXED AT: |
Goathouse Studios |
| A&R FOR UME: |
Jeff Fura |
| PRODUCTION MANAGER: |
Beth Stempel |
| PRODUCT MANAGER: |
Simon Edwards |
| PUBLICITY FOR UME: |
Sujata Murthy |
| MANAGEMENT: |
Ciulla Management |
| BOOKING: |
John Dittmar & Steve Strange |
| BUSINESS: |
Scott Adair |
| LEGAL: |
Jeff Light |