Today we celebrate life of greatest man in the world Russ Meyer. He is the man who invented big boobies.

I don’t understand why he is with this chick. She is fat and wears glasses. Although I do think under that sweater are huge knockers.

Very nice torpedoes. Maybe we drop those on Libya.

How can she shave? She can’t see down there since 2nd grade. No really.

Time to direct the scene. Don’t get you melons caught in the clapper.