Malcolm spills the beans on Halloween.
I told you I love the twins. Here I am at the premiere of my feature film UNCLE COFFINS SEX PARTY… sometimes known as HALLOWEEN 2. We never made it inside the movie due to uptight asshole theater manager frowning upon sex games in the ladies poop room. No really he took offense. In my country we have sex in public toilet everyday. Just ask Kashmir.
Uncle Coffins love to party with twins! So today I present some very nasty twins for your fun. No really.
These girls play vampire, but unlike new style vampire seen in The Twilights these girls clothes fall off if wind blows.
They like big hats.
Sometimes no shirts are needed at all. I believe this is way American woman should dress all the time. No really.
Now this is how you greet travelers to your Dracula castle. “Good evening, you must be tired. Would you like to enjoy our four breasts?”.
They look good on poster.
I guess some vampire do not shave private area. This is smart due to cold winters in Transylvanian mountains.
While traveling across the pond I encounter this little cupcake . She goes by name of Valerie Leon but I call her “hey baby show me me your lovely coconuts”. I joke, no really.
I am sad she wear such big undergarments. Is she afraid of Russian winter?
I love her in The Italian Job. She can give me an Italian job any day. No seriously any day works for me.
Oh my fans are so creative but I worry they are too fat like pig to properly portray me. I am tall and sexy not a chubby tub of fatty man boobie. But that’s is okay I know you love me like expensive Las Vegas call girl.
A great video starring Ginger Lynn from The Devil’s Rejects.
My puppets remember this? We had so much fun under the stars. Special hello to the Gilmore triplets, you make a ghost host very happy with your very bendable body parts. Sorry for my car, she is too small for proper sex action.
This is film of very important trip I take to Big Apple with my Mommy. She had lots of sex before she become too old to find rich man.
Say hello to my sexy friend Ingrid Pitt. There are two things I love about this woman and both of them help keep her dress up. No, no I joke. But seriously she is the type of woman my mommy would love… love to have a three way with!
So dirty must get clean in the tub, but the tub has barely any water. So sad.
I think I can see something naughty.